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Sane and intelligent human beings are like all other human beings, and carefully and cautiously and diligently conceal their private real opinions from the world and give out fictitious ones in their stead for general consumption.
Author: Mark Twain

Unprovided with original learning, unformed in the habits of thinking, unskilled in the arts of composition, I resolved to write a book.
Author: Edward Gibbon

Until the day when God shall deign to reveal the future to man, all human wisdom is summed up in these two words,--'Wait and hope'.
Author: Alexandre Dumas

Unto the pure all things are pure.
Author: Bible

It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it.
Author: Robert E. Lee

How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes