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If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Author: Anonymous

What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

It is a familiar beast to man, and signifies love.
Author: William Shakespeare

I am in earnest; I will not equivocate; I will not excuse; I will not retreat a single inch; and I will be heard.
Author: William Lloyd Garrison

Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch in her family tree!
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Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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