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I appreciate people who are civil, whether they mean it or not. I think: Be civil. Do not cherish your opinion over my feelings. There's a vanity to candor that isn't really worth it. Be kind.
Author: Richard Greenberg

While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it.
Author: Samuel Johnson

While the State exists, there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State.
Author: Lenin

While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits [of the dead]?...While you do not know life, how can you know about death?
Author: Confucius

Who could tell what forms, what visions, what faces, what forgiveness he could see in the glow of the west!
Author: Joseph Conrad

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!
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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!
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Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!
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A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''I'm Jesus Christ.'' The first priest says, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.'' So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.'' The drunk says, ''Look, I can prove it.'' and walks back into the bar with the priests. The bartender takes on look at the drunk and exclaims, ''Jesus Christ, you're here again?''
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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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