Best quotes to send by SMS
Babe Ruth Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
Author: Babe Ruth

Saint Jerome Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Author: Saint Jerome

Lois McMaster Bujold If you make it plain you like people, it's hard for them to resist liking you back.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

John Witherspoon Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.
Author: John Witherspoon

Lao-tzu I have three treasures. Guard and keep them: The first is deep love, The second is frugality, And the third is not to dare to be ahead of the world. Because of deep love, one is courageous. Because of frugality, one is generous. Because of not darin
Author: Lao-tzu

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Book title jokes English Folk Customs by Morris Dancer
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