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Best quotes to send by SMS
Is there no balm in Gilead? is there no physician there?Author: Bible
It has all been very interesting.Author: Lady Mary Wortley Montagu
It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.Author: Evelyn Waugh
It is a great ability to be able to conceal one's ability.Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.Author: Aeschylus
The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a
bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said
"Sorry mate no
dogs allowed in here!" The dog said "Oh please
don't be like that,
I'm trained and I won't cause any trouble!" The
bar man was
astonished at the talking dog and sat and chatted with
the dog and it's owner.
After a while the owner went to the toilet
and the barman saw his
chance for a prank. He said to the dog
"Would you do me a favor as a wind
up, will you go down to my friends
bakers shop and order a loaf of
bread??" "Sure!" Replied the dog. The
bar man gave the dog a fiver and
the dog left.
When the
owner came out of the toilet he went into a panic when he saw
his dog
had gone. The barman said "It's ok he's gone down to the
bakery
for me" The owner was livid "It IS NOT OK he's never been out on
his
own, anything could happen to him he could get run over.
The
owner spent the next hour searching for his dog, walking the
str
eets frantically. As he was walking he heard strange noises coming
from an
ally way, he went down and there was his dog having it's
wicked way
with a lady poodle. "ROVER!" Shouted the owner "You've had
me worried
sick, what's the matter with you you've never
dissapeared like this
before!" The dog replied "I've never had a fiver
before!"This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Why do church bells
never send
e-mails?
They'd rather give each other a ring.This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes
Did you hear about the lady whose house was
infested
with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs-terminator!This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
What do you call an elephant
that flies
?
A jumbo jet !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes