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Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
Author: Steve Jobs

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.
Author: Fred Hoyle

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
Author: Slovenian Proverb

What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ? Speaking Latin !
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If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife !
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Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !
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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ? When they had lots of sleepless knights !
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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !
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