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Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything.
Author: Blaise Pascal

Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

Slight not what's near through aiming at what's far.
Author: Euripides

Slow but sure moves the might of the gods.
Author: Euripides

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.
Author: Demosthenes

What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes