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Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be.
Author: Jim Horning

I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.
Author: Willa Cather

Nothing is more wretched than the mind of a man conscious of guilt.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

It is a sign of a creeping inner death when we no longer can praise the living.
Author: Eric Hoffer

Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.
Author: Saadi

Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes