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However brilliant an action, it should not be esteemed great unless the result of a great motive.
Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.
Author: Thomas Fuller

Marriage. It's like a cultural hand-rail. It links folks to the past and guides them to the future.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

Mathematics is the queen of the sciences.
Author: Carl Friedrich Gauss

May I forget what ought to be forgotten; and recall, unfailing, all that ought to be recalled, each kindly thing, forgetting what might sting.
Author: Mary Caroline Davies

Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: It's not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.
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A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "What's wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?" he sobbed. "In a way they do," said his mother. "And when they die so they turn back to dust?" "Yes, they do." The little boy began to cry again. "Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going."
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. There's lots of room now,' he said.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes