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Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.
Author: Martin Mull

It is in the knowledge of the genuine conditions of our lives that we must draw our strength to live and our reasons for living.
Author: Simone de Beauvoir

It is light grief that can take counsel.
Author: Anonymous

I think that little by little I'll be able to solve my problems and survive.
Author: Frida Kahlo

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Author: Krishnamurti

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
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Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
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Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
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Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
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Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
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