Best quotes to send by SMS

Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom.
Author: Thomas Jefferson
How beautiful is death, when earn'd by virtue!
Who would not be that youth? What pity is it
That we can die but once to serve our country!
Author: Joseph Addison
How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.
Author: Mark Twain
How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is
To have a thankless child!
Author: William Shakespeare
How use doth breed a habit in a man!
Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS

When do men insist that women are
illogical?
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
What do you call a man who opens the car door for
you?
A chauffeur.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
What does a man consider to be a seven course
meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's
God's gift?
Exchange him.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
What do you do if your boyfriend walks
out?
Close the door.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes