Best quotes to send by SMS
Thomas Jefferson Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

Joseph Addison How beautiful is death, when earn'd by virtue! Who would not be that youth? What pity is it That we can die but once to serve our country!
Author: Joseph Addison

Mark Twain How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.
Author: Mark Twain

William Shakespeare How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is To have a thankless child!
Author: William Shakespeare

William Shakespeare How use doth breed a habit in a man!
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Men jokes When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them.
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Men jokes What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur.
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Men jokes What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.
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Men jokes What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him.
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Men jokes What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door.
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