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Best quotes to send by SMS
I thought ten thousand swords must have leaped from their scabbards to avenge even a look that threatened her with insult. But the age of chivalry is gone.Author: Edmund Burke
I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for the truth; and truth rewarded me.Author: Simone de Beauvoir
I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do, but now that I am older I find that I don't want to do them.Author: Nancy Astor
I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds; and I very rarely change it.Author: Margaret Thatcher
I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that siAuthor: Ellen DeGeneres
The best jokes to send by SMS
What are you going to be when you get out of
school?
An old man!This is the joke from a category: School jokes
What happens if you draw on the blackboard and
the
teacher told you not to?
She draws a smack!This is the joke from a category: School jokes
Why do teachers
use a bamboo
cane?
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!This is the joke from a category: School jokes
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his
English class one
day. "In English," he said, "A double negative
forms a positive. In
some languages, though, such as Russian, a double
negative is still a
negative. However, there is no language wherein
a double positive can
form a negative."
A voice from the
back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."This is the joke from a category: School jokes
A student comes to a young
professor's
office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door,
kneels
pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer
to him,
flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I
mean..." she
whispers, "...I would do...anything."
He
returns her gaze. "Anything?"
"Anything."
His voice softens.
"Anything??"
"Absolutely anything."
His voice turns to
a whisper. "Would you...study?"This is the joke from a category: School jokes