Best quotes to send by SMS
George Eliot Ignorance gives one a large range of probabilities.
Author: George Eliot

John Selden Ignorance of the law excuses no man: Not that all men know the law, but because 'tis an excuse every man will plead, and no man can tell how to refute him.
Author: John Selden

Oliver Goldsmith Ill fares the land, to hast'ning ill a prey, Where wealth accumulates, and men decay; Princes and Lords may flourish, or may fade: A breath can make them, as a breath has made; but a bold peasantry, their country's pride, When once destroyed can neve
Author: Oliver Goldsmith

Payne Stewart I'm going to a special place when I die, but I want to make sure my life is special while I'm here.
Author: Payne Stewart

David Letterman I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Author: David Letterman

The best jokes to send by SMS
Weather jokes How is snow white? -Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs
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Weather jokes Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily
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Weather jokes What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift
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Weather jokes Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing
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Weather jokes How do hurricanes see? -With one eye
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