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Best quotes to send by SMS
If peace cannot be maintained with honor, it is no longer peace.Author: John Russell
Life's not a paragraph And death i think is no parenthesisAuthor: e e cummings
Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore, So do our minutes hasten to their end.Author: William Shakespeare
Listen. Do not have an opinion while you listen because frankly, your opinion doesnt hold much water outside of Your Universe. Just listen. Listen until their brain has been twisted like a dripping towel and what they have to say is all over the floor.Author: Hugh Elliott
Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none.Author: Jules Renard
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why couldn't prehistoric man send
birthday cards?
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
What do you give a
nine-hundred-pound
gorilla for his birthday?
I don't know, but you'd better hope he
likes it!This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
"My birthday's coming"
Do you know what I
need?"
"Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
How can you tell if an elephant's been to
your
birthday party?
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."
"Maybe you should spit out the plate!"This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes