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Best quotes to send by SMS
Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can see and few can feel. Every one sees what you appear to be, few really know what you are.Author: Niccolo Machiavelli
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.Author: Lady Mary Wortley Montagu
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic."Author: Richard Pryor
Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative.Author: W. S. Gilbert
Mine honour is my life; both grow in one; take honour from me and my life is done.Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS
When the crooked hamburger took it on the
'lamb', where did it go?
Oh, 'ewe' know!This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
Which baseball team is currently the favourite
with hamburger fans?
The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the
Big Bread Machine!This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in
baseball?
A double!This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
Which political discussions between the
Russians
and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?
The SALT
talks!This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
Who is the hamburgers' favourite
actress?
Candice Berger!This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes