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Best quotes to send by SMS
Never invest you money in anything that eats or needs repairing.Author: Billy Rose
Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.Author: Babe Ruth
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.Author: Saint Jerome
If you make it plain you like people, it's hard for them to resist liking you back.Author: Lois McMaster Bujold
Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.Author: John Witherspoon
The best jokes to send by SMS
What do you give a train driver for
Christmas
?
Platform shoes !This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
What do you call a man who claps at
Christmas
?
Santapplause !This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
Why does Father Christmas go down
chimneys?
Because they soot him!This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas
cake ?
Your teeth !This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
What do you get hanging from Father
Christmas' roof?
Tired arms!This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes