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A guest is like rain: when he lingers on, he becomes a nuisance.Author: Yiddish Proverb
A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.Author: Dutch Proverb
A harbor, even if it is a little harbor, is a good thing... It takes something from the world, and has something to give in return.Author: Sarah Orne Jewett
A hedge between keeps friendship green.Author: German Proverb
A home is not a mere transient shelter: its essence lies in the personalities of the people who live in it.Author: H. L. Mencken
The best jokes to send by SMS
An armless man walked into a
bar which is empty except for the bartender.
He ordered a
drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he
would get
the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.
The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip the
glass to his lips.
The bartender did this until the man
finished his drink. He then asked
if the bartender would get a hanky
from his pocket and wipe the foam
from his lips.
The
bartender did it and commented it must be very difficult not to
have arms
and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for him.
The man
said, "Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times.
By the way, where is
your restroom?"
The bartender quickly replies -,
"The
closest one is in the gas station three blocks down the
street."This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Sign seen in a bar:
"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
"I was married 3 times"
explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll
never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms
and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a
shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat
the mushrooms!"This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
The husband was not home at
his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later
and
later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front
door, and
as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her
husband, drunk as a
skunk, trying to navigate the stairs.
"Do you
realize what time it is?" she asked.
He answered, "Don't get
excited. I'm late because I bought something
for the house."
Immediately her attitude changed, and as she ran down the stairs to
meet him halfway, she asked, "What did you buy for the house, dear?"
His answer was, "A round of drinks!"This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Two ladies are in a bar and
the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots".
So the second lady says "I don't know?"
So the first lady
says, " all the good ones are taken and the ones
that are left are
handicap!"This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!