Best quotes to send by SMS
Martha Graham The body is shaped, disciplined, honored, and in time, trusted.
Author: Martha Graham

Doug Larson The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Author: Doug Larson

Henry David Thoreau The character inherent in the American people has done all that has been accomplished; and it would have done somewhat more, if the government had not sometimes got in its way.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Arthur C. Clarke If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it is that, in the long run - and often in the short one - the most daring prophecies seem laughably conservative.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

Garry Shandling I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Author: Garry Shandling

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !
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Insect jokes What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ? Ear we go !
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Insect jokes What's a glow worms favourite song ? Wake me up before you glow glow !
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Insect jokes What did the woodworm say to the chair ? It's been nice gnawing you !
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Insect jokes What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !
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