
The body is shaped, disciplined, honored, and in time, trusted.
Author: Martha Graham
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Author: Doug Larson
The character inherent in the American people has done all that has been accomplished; and it would have done somewhat more, if the government had not sometimes got in its way.
Author: Henry David Thoreau
If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it is that, in the long run - and often in the short one - the most daring prophecies seem laughably conservative.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Author: Garry Shandling

What does a cat go to sleep on ?
A
caterpillow !
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What did the earwig say as it fell down the
stairs ?
Ear we go !
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What's a glow worms
favourite song
?
Wake me up before you glow glow !
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What did
the woodworm say to the chair
?
It's been nice gnawing you !
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What makes a glow worm glow ?
A light meal
!
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