Best quotes to send by SMS

The secret of all power is - save your force. If you want high pressure you must choke off waste.
Author: Joseph Farrell
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
Author: Mel Lazarus
The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it.
Author: Pearl Buck
I have been truthful all along the way. The truth is more interesting, and if you tell the truth you never have to cover your tracks.
Author: Real Live Preacher
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.
Author: Carl Jung
The best jokes to send by SMS

What sort of animals make the best TV
presenters ?
Gnus - readers !
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many alto sax
players does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to
contemplate how David Sanborn
would've done it.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes
Q: There is a frog driving
east and a
trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?
A: The frog's
probably on its way to a gig.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes
Q: How do you
know when a trumpet player is
at your door?
A: The doorbell shrieks!
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a viola and a
trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the
trampoline.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes