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Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly, and they will show themselves great.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing.
Author: Gloria Steinem

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
Author: Mark Twain

Leadership is based on inspiration, not domination; on cooperation, not intimidation.
Author: William Arthur Wood

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
Author: A. A. Milne

Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were no echoes, just for fun.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes