Best quotes to send by SMS

A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can not expect an apostle to peer out.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Author: Jerry Seinfeld
A brave man dies but once, a coward many times.
Author: Native American Proverb
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Author: Fred Allen
A cheerful mind is a vigorous mind.
Author: Jean De la Fontaine
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a
woodpecker ?
A bird that talks in morse code !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What do you get if your budgie flies into the
blender ?
Shredded Tweet !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court
?
He heard the referee calling fowls
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What do you call a rooster who
wakes you up
at the same time every morning ?
An alarm cluck !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were
all
pointing the wrong way ?
She was tickled to death !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes