Best quotes to send by SMS
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can not expect an apostle to peer out.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Jerry Seinfeld A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Author: Jerry Seinfeld

Native American Proverb A brave man dies but once, a coward many times.
Author: Native American Proverb

Fred Allen A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Author: Fred Allen

Jean De la Fontaine A cheerful mind is a vigorous mind.
Author: Jean De la Fontaine

The best jokes to send by SMS
Bird jokes What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !
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Bird jokes What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !
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Bird jokes Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls
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Bird jokes What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !
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Bird jokes What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !
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