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And since you know you cannot see yourself, so well as by reflection, I, your glass, will modestly discover to yourself, that of yourself which you yet know not of.
Author: William Shakespeare

And the grasshopper shall be a burden.
Author: Bible

And we know that all things work together or good to them that love God.
Author: Bible

Angels dancing on the head of a pin dissolve into nothingness at the bedside of a dying child.
Author: Waiter Rant

Anger is a momentary madness, so control your passion or it will control you.
Author: G. M. Trevelyan

Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.
This is the joke from a category: Cowboy jokes

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
This is the joke from a category: Cowboy jokes

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!
This is the joke from a category: Cowboy jokes

A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous he figures he had better introduce himself, He extends his hand and says with a quivering voice, Hi my name is John Smith. The big guy who actually is a nice guy extends his and says my name is Turner Brown. The geek passes out. The big guy fans him and brings him too. Why did you pass out he asked? The geek replies, what did you say your name was? Turner Brown he replies. Oh God the geek says I thought you said "TURN AROUND".
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels. The police are looking for a pair of dirty criminals.
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes