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Best quotes to send by SMS
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.Author: Ambrose Bierce
Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.Author: Wally Lamb
Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.Author: Unknown
Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.Author: Ambrose Bierce
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.Author: Sir Ralph Richardson
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She
drowns it.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A1: Because
they can spell it.
A2: Because they can spell BWM.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's
words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution
of higher learning?
A: A visitor.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes??
A: Because
they can understand them.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes