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Best quotes to send by SMS
Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.Author: Dr. Laura Schlessinger
Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.Author: Sir Winston Churchill
Don't throw away your old shoes until you have got new ones.Author: Dutch Proverb
Don't waste yourself in rejection, nor bark against the bad, but chant the beauty of the good.Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.Author: Gallagher
The best jokes to send by SMS
A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an
empty
chair.
"Haircut, sir?" asked the barber.
"No, just
change the oil, please!"This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Barber: And how
old are you, little
man?
Fred: Eight.
Barber: And do you want a haircut?
Fred:
Well, I certainly didn't come in for a shave!This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
When can you dive in a swimming pool and
not
get your hair wet ?
When your bald !This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser with a werewolf?
A monster with an all-over perm.This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Karen: Have you noticed
that Daddy
is getting taller ?
Sharon: No, why ?
Karen: His head is sticking
through his hair.This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes