Best quotes to send by SMS
George Bernard Shaw Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Bertrand Russell Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Rainer Maria Rilke Everything terrible is something that needs our love.
Author: Rainer Maria Rilke

Albert Einstein Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom.
Author: Albert Einstein

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !
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Insect jokes How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne !
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Insect jokes What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ? A bee in a submarine !
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Insect jokes What did the confused bee say ? To bee or not to bee !
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Insect jokes Why do bees buzz ? Because they can't whistle !
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