Best quotes to send by SMS

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise.
Author: Bertrand Russell
Everything terrible is something that needs our love.
Author: Rainer Maria Rilke
Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom.
Author: Albert Einstein
The best jokes to send by SMS

What
did the bee say to the naughty bee
?
Bee-hive yourself !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
How does a queen bee get around her hive
?
She's throne !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What buzzes, is black and
yellow and goes
along the bottom of the sea ?
A bee in a submarine !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What did the confused bee say ?
To bee or
not to bee !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why do bees buzz ?
Because they can't
whistle !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes