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Getting my lifelong weight struggle under control has come from a process of treating myself as well as I treat others in every way.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Give a man a fire and keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he will be warm for rest of his life.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to conscience, above all liberties.
Author: John Milton

Give no decision till both sides thou'st heard.
Author: Phocylides

Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.
Author: H. L. Mencken

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them," instructed the lawyer. The witness hesitated. "But they are unfit for any respectable person to hear," she protested. "Then," said the attorney, "just whisper them to the judge."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit on.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes