Best quotes to send by SMS
Hannah Green Health is not simply the absence of sickness.
Author: Hannah Green

J. K. Rowling Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.
Author: J. K. Rowling

George Bernard Shaw Hell is full of musical amateurs.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Bob Moawad Help others get ahead. You will always stand taller with someone else on your shoulders.
Author: Bob Moawad

Jennifer Granholm Her greatness lay in doing what everybody could do but doesn't. She was unexpected. She was untitled. (She was) an improbable warrior that was leading an unlikely army of waitresses and street sweepers and shopkeepers and auto mechanics.
Author: Jennifer Granholm

The best jokes to send by SMS
Mouse jokes Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Mouse jokes What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Mouse jokes What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Mouse jokes What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Mouse jokes Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes