Best quotes to send by SMS

Health is not simply the absence of sickness.
Author: Hannah Green
Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.
Author: J. K. Rowling
Hell is full of musical amateurs.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
Help others get ahead. You will always stand taller with someone else on your shoulders.
Author: Bob Moawad
Her greatness lay in doing what everybody could do but doesn't. She was unexpected. She was untitled. (She was) an improbable warrior that was leading an unlikely army of waitresses and street sweepers and shopkeepers and auto mechanics.
Author: Jennifer Granholm
The best jokes to send by SMS

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears
white gloves ?
Mickey Moose !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
'Eyes down for a full mouse' !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
What is small, furry and smells like bacon ?
A hamster !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with
a skunk ?
Dirty looks from the mouse !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
Who is king of all the mice ?
Mouse Tse Tung
!
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes