Best quotes to send by SMS

Journal writing is a voyage to the interior.
Author: Christina Baldwin
Judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.
Author: Thomas A. Edison
Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.
Author: Unknown
Just what is it that America stands for? If she stands for one thing more than another it is for the sovereignty of self-governing people.
Author: Woodrow Wilson
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all
over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?
A: She
burys it.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a
circle?
A: A dope ring.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why are
blondes like corn flakes?
A:
Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
A policeman pulled a blonde over after
he/she'd been
driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you
know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be
bad 'cause all the people
were leaving.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes