Best quotes to send by SMS
Christina Baldwin Journal writing is a voyage to the interior.
Author: Christina Baldwin

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg Judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Thomas A. Edison Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

Unknown Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.
Author: Unknown

Woodrow Wilson Just what is it that America stands for? If she stands for one thing more than another it is for the sovereignty of self-governing people.
Author: Woodrow Wilson

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Blonde jokes Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.
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Blonde jokes Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
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Blonde jokes Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
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Blonde jokes Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
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Blonde jokes A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
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