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Best quotes to send by SMS
America lives in the heart of every man everywhere who wishes to find a region where he will be free to work out his destiny as he chooses.Author: Woodrow Wilson
Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.Author: George Bernard Shaw
Americans never quit.Author: General Douglas Macarthur
Among all men on the earth bards have a share of honor and reverence, because the muse has taught them songs and loves the race of bards.Author: Homer
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.Author: G. K. Chesterton
The best jokes to send by SMS
A man is captured by cannibals,
every day
they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their
food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill
me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for
drinks!"This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
What did the cannibal's parents
say when
she brought her boyfriend home ?
'Lovely, dear, he looks good
enough to eat!'This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
What did the cannibal have for
lunch?
Baked beings (beans).This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
What do pygmy cannibals eat for
breakfast?
Weedie Bix!!This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He
was on a diet!This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes