Best quotes to send by SMS
Unknown Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Author: Unknown

George Carlin As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
Author: George Carlin

Franklin D. Roosevelt As Americans, we go forward, in the service of our country, by the will of God.
Author: Franklin D. Roosevelt

German Proverb As fast as laws are devised, their evasion is contrived.
Author: German Proverb

Samuel Johnson As I know more of mankind I expect less of them, and am ready now to call a man a good man upon easier terms than I was formerly.
Author: Samuel Johnson

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Christmas jokes What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !
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Christmas jokes Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !
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Christmas jokes Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!
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Christmas jokes I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside out!
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Christmas jokes What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !
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