Best quotes to send by SMS

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Author: Unknown
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
Author: George Carlin
As Americans, we go forward, in the service of our country, by the will of God.
Author: Franklin D. Roosevelt
As fast as laws are devised, their evasion is contrived.
Author: German Proverb
As I know more of mankind I expect less of them, and am ready now to call a man a good man upon easier terms than I was formerly.
Author: Samuel Johnson
The best jokes to send by SMS

What did Adam say on the day before
Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the
Chistmas ball ?
It was a moth ball !
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
Christmas bell!
Just take these pills - and, if they don't work,
give me a ring!
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
I wouldn't say
Christmas gnomes are
ugly,
But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside
out!
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
What's a ghosts favourite Christmas
entertainment ?
A phantomime !
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes