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Best quotes to send by SMS
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.Author: Eugene McCarthy
Believe nothing against another but on good authority; and never report what may hurt another, unless it be a greater hurt to some other to conceal it.Author: William Penn
Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is a nobler art of leaving things undoneThe wisdom of life consists in the elimination of nonessentials.Author: Lin Yutang
Better be quarrelling than lonesome.Author: Irish Proverb
Better late than never.Author: Titus Livius
The best jokes to send by SMS
What do you get if you cross a bunch of
flowers
with a burglar ?
Robbery with violets !This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes
A
mafioso's son sits at his desk writing
a Christmas list to Jesus. He first
writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I
have been a good boy the whole year, so I
want a new..." He looks at
it, then crumples it up into a ball and
throws it away.
He
gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear baby Jesus, I
have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..." He
again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.
He then gets
an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue
of the
Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes
another piece of paper and writes, "Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want
to
see your mother again..."This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes
How do they dance in Arabia?
Sheik-to-sheik
(cheek).This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
What animals are poor dancers?
Four-legged
ones, because they have two left feet.This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
What kind of dance do buns do?
Abundance.This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes