Best quotes to send by SMS

Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.
Author: Marcus Brigstocke
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Author: Andy Rooney
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
Author: Aimee Mullins
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
Author: H. L. Mencken
Conscience is the voice of the soul.
Author: Polish Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
snail
Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I
keep painting
myself gold
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I dream there are
monsters
under my bed, what can I do?
Saw the legs off of your
bed!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
pair
of curtains
Well pull yourself together then
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking
I'm a frog
What's wrong with that
I think I'm going to croak
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes