Best quotes to send by SMS
Marcus Brigstocke Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.
Author: Marcus Brigstocke

Andy Rooney Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Author: Andy Rooney

Aimee Mullins Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
Author: Aimee Mullins

H. L. Mencken Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Polish Proverb Conscience is the voice of the soul.
Author: Polish Proverb

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together then
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog What's wrong with that I think I'm going to croak
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