Best quotes to send by SMS

Everything has got a moral if you can only find it.
Author: Lewis Carroll
Everything is a dangerous drug except reality, which is unendurable.
Author: Cyril Connolly
Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it.
Author: Publilius Syrus
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
Author: Charles H. Duell
Everything you can imagine is real.
Author: Pablo Picasso
The best jokes to send by SMS

What would happen if you crossed Magilla
Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?
It would drink the brandy it would
carry and act like a big
Gorilla!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
When the
lumberjacks sawed down the tree,
where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost
branches
land?
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
An
ape-ricot sour!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
Which two names figure prominently in every
Ape's
diet?
Ben/Anna!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher
make it
in the major leagues?
His balk was worse than his bite!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes