Best quotes to send by SMS
Lewis Carroll Everything has got a moral if you can only find it.
Author: Lewis Carroll

Cyril Connolly Everything is a dangerous drug except reality, which is unendurable.
Author: Cyril Connolly

Publilius Syrus Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Charles H. Duell Everything that can be invented has been invented.
Author: Charles H. Duell

Pablo Picasso Everything you can imagine is real.
Author: Pablo Picasso

The best jokes to send by SMS
Gorilla jokes What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
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Gorilla jokes When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
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Gorilla jokes Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!
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Gorilla jokes Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!
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Gorilla jokes Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!
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