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In the state of nature...all men are born equal, but they cannot continue in this equality. Society makes them lose it, and they recover it only by the protection of the law.
Author: Charles de Montesquieu

Let thy speech be short, comprehending much in a few words.
Author: Aprocrypha

Let us determine to die here, and we will conquer.
Author: Barnard Elliot Bee

Let us make one point, that we meet each other with a smile, when it is difficult to smile. Smile at each other, make time for each other in your family.
Author: Mother Teresa

I will wear my heart upon my sleeve For daws to peck at.
Author: William Shakespeare

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!
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What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!
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Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!
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A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. "How much are your aardvarks?" he asked. "They're L6 each," came the reply. "Did you raise them yourself?" inquired the man. "Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were only L5 each."
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Do vampires get AIDS?
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