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Best quotes to send by SMS
A man's worst enemies can't wish on him what he can think up himself.Author: Yiddish Proverb
A mind troubled by doubt cannot focus on the course to victory.Author: Arthur Golden
A misery is not to be measured from the nature of the evil, but from the temper of the sufferer.Author: Joseph Addison
A motion to adjourn is always in order.Author: Robert Heinlein
A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors.Author: William Ralph Inge
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why shouldn't you believe a
person in
bed?
Because he is lying.This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes
Why did the boy take the ruler to
bed?
He
wanted to see how long he slept.This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes
How do you know when there is an elephant under
your bed ?
When your nose touches the ceiling !This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes
Why couldn't the
bicycle stand up for
itself?
Because it was two-tyred.This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes
Johnny was racing around the garden on his new
bicycle and
called out to his mother to watch his tricks.
'Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No
teeth!'This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes