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A good name, like good will, is got by many actions and lost by one.
Author: Lord Jeffery

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Author: Anonymous

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women.
Author: Walt Whitman

A great obstacle to happiness is the expectation of too great a happiness.
Author: Fontenelle

A guest is like rain: when he lingers on, he becomes a nuisance.
Author: Yiddish Proverb

Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.
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A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker. "What do you think you're doing?" she demanded. "I'm just entertaining the baby," explained Tommy. "Where is the baby?" asked his Mum. "Under the bath."
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant's!
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes