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With the gift of listening comes the gift of healing.
Author: Catherine de Hueck

Without freedom from the past, there is no freedom at all, because the mind is never new, fresh, innocent.
Author: Krishnamurti

Without words, without writing and without books there would be no history, there could be no concept of humanity.
Author: Hermann Hesse

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
Author: Roseanne Barr

If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
Author: Tom Robbins

The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. "Don't you know how to ride that yet?" he roared. "Oh yes!" shouted Brad over his shoulder. "It's the bell I can't work yet.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired).
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes eight million years.
This is the joke from a category: Biologist jokes

Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication. He had managed to decode many of their underwater sounds and to translate them into English. His latest research had proved that they can communicate over a distance of 300 miles. When asked what could they possibly have to say at such distances he replied, "As best as we can figure, it is something like - Hey, can you hear me now?
This is the joke from a category: Biologist jokes