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Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold. For if you put on more clothes as the cold increases, it will have no power to hurt you. So in like manner you must grow in patience when you meet with great wrongs, and they will
Author: Leonardo da Vinci

Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
Author: Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco

Peace has never come from dropping bombs. Real peace comes from enlightenment and educating people to behave more in a divine manner.
Author: Carlos Santana

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by.
Author: Maria Schell

People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth." Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
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What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The dentist.
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As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
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Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth? Dentist: Don't smile in a bad neighborhood.
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At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30).
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