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Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.
Author: Moses Hadas

Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday...The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production.
Author: Ayn Rand

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
Author: Matt Groening

I have a hundred times wished that one could resign life as an officer resigns a commission.
Author: Robert Burns

That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question? Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.
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The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. "Here," he said to the waitress holding out a piece of meat for inspection, "do you call that pig?" "Which end of the fork, sir?" the waitress asked sweetly.
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Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A. Finding half a worm.
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What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.
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What are apricots? Where monkeys sleep.
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