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Best quotes to send by SMS
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.Author: Oscar Wilde
Only one absolute certainty is possible to man, namely that at any given moment the feeling which he has exists.Author: Thomas H. Huxley
Only the hand that erases can write the true thing.Author: Meister Eckhart
I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice.Author: W. Somerset Maugham
Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.Author: Sir Julian Huxley
The best jokes to send by SMS
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry,
and a
sofa?
A cowch potato!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Roast
Moosmallows!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What goes oo ooo oooo?
A cow with no lips.This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"?
A
cow walking backwards!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes