Best quotes to send by SMS

Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson
Philosophers say a great deal about what is absolutely necessary for science, and it is always, so far as one can see, rather naive, and probably wrong.
Author: Richard Feynman
Photography, fortunately, to me has not only been a profession but also a contact between people - to understand human nature and record, if possible, the best in each individual.
Author: Nickolas Muray
Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends.
Author: Aristotle
Plato is boring.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
The best jokes to send by SMS

I just sent my first
e-mail.
Kongratulations!
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes
What should you do if you get lots of e-mails
saying,
'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?'
Check for bugs in
your system.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes
What did Hamlet say when he was
thinking of
sending a message?
To e or not to e, that is the question.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes
Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie
actor?
Rabbit De Niro!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your
arm?"
Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
Boy 1: "Eating Easter
candy won't give you a bruise."
Boy 2: "It will if it's your big
brother's candy!"
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes