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The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.
Author: Ayn Rand

It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.
Author: G. H. Hardy

The artist is a receptacle for emotions that come from all over the place: from the sky, from the earth, from a scrap of paper, from a passing shape...
Author: Pablo Picasso

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
Author: Jean Kerr

The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
Author: Joseph Conrad

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
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Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes