Best quotes to send by SMS

Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
Author: Chinese Proverb
Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners.
Author: Bible
Be not slow to visit the sick.
Author: Ecclesiastes
Be of good cheer: it is I; be not afraid.
Author: Bible
Be silent as to services you have rendered, but speak of favours you have received.
Author: Seneca
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do cows read at the breakfast table?
The
moospaper!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by
boat?
Shipped beef!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do you call a sleeping
bull?
A
bull-dozer.
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
Cold cream!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes