Best quotes to send by SMS
Chinese Proverb Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Bible Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners.
Author: Bible

Ecclesiastes Be not slow to visit the sick.
Author: Ecclesiastes

Bible Be of good cheer: it is I; be not afraid.
Author: Bible

Seneca Be silent as to services you have rendered, but speak of favours you have received.
Author: Seneca

The best jokes to send by SMS
Cow jokes What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!
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Cow jokes What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!
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Cow jokes What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.
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Cow jokes What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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Cow jokes What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!
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