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Let no one who loves be unhappy, even love unreturned has its rainbow.
Author: James M. Barrie

In a quarrel, the higher voiced person will win.
Author: Japanese Proverb

Let us consider the reason of the case. For nothing is law that is not reason.
Author: Sir John Powell

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.
Author: Judith Martin

Let us take things as we find them: let us not attempt to distort them into what they are not. We cannot make facts. All our wishing cannot change them. We must use them.
Author: John Henry Cardinal Newman

What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes

What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes

I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don't really know. I've heard it growling, it doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite? That's what I want to find out.
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes

Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes