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To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it; to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

If you're here for four more years or four more weeks, you're here right now. I think when you're somewhere, you ought to be there. It's not about how long you stay in a place, it's about what you do while you're there, and when you go, is that place any
Author: Karen Hall and Jerry Stahl

To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
Author: Oscar Wilde

To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.
Author: Charles Buxton

To no one will we sell, to no one will we refuse or delay right or justice.
Author: Magna Carta

Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !
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Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !
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Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !
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Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !
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How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !
This is the joke from a category: School jokes