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Fortune favors the brave.
Author: Virgil

Frailty, thy name is woman!
Author: William Shakespeare

Freedom has a way of destroying things.
Author: Scott Westerfeld

Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. It passes my comprehension how human beings, be they ever so experienced and able, can delight in depriving other human beings of that precious right.
Author: Mahatma Gandhi

Freedom, then, lies only in our innate human capacity to choose between different sorts of bondage, bondage to desire or self esteem, or bondage to the light that lightens all our lives.
Author: Sri Madhava

A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "It's worse than I thought. It's broken on both sides."
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An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. "And what shall I do with the earth, sir?" asked the laborer. "Don't be daft, man," he replied. "Just dig another hole and bury it."
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Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That's my son. Teacher: Oh! I'm so sorry. Mother: You're sorry?
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Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?
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Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!
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