Best quotes to send by SMS
William Shakespeare The peace of heaven is theirs that lift their swords, in such a just and charitable war.
Author: William Shakespeare

Frank Herbert The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.
Author: Frank Herbert

Oprah Winfrey I believe that uncertainty is really my spirit's way of whispering, "I'm in flux. I can't decide for you. Something is off-balance here."
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Ralph Waldo Emerson The peril of every fine faculty is the delight of playing with it for pride. Talent is commonly developed at the expense of character, and the greater it grows, the more is the mischief. Talent is mistaken for genius, a dogma or system for truth, ambition
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Agnes de Mille No trumpets sound when the important decisions of our life are made. Destiny is made known silently.
Author: Agnes de Mille

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ? Cain you tell !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ? Cameron film are needed to take pictures !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ? Cannelloni some money till next week ?
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Carlene ! Carlene who ? Carlene against that wall ?
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Carson ! Carson who ? Carconogenic !
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