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People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
Author: Sinclair Lewis

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Photographers do this for a living, every single day -- they point their lenses toward every single corner of our world and somehow make the mundane mesmerizing through their artistic eye. It's all a matter of being aware of your surroundings and realizin
Author: Ward Jenkins

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
Author: Jonathan Kozol

Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.
Author: H. L. Mencken

How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

How does James Bond type e-mails? With his goldfinger.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes