Best quotes to send by SMS

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.
Author: Franklin D. Roosevelt
Happy the man, and happy he alone,
He, who can call to-day his own:
He who, secure within, can say,
To-morrow do thy worst, for I have lived today.
Author: John Dryden
Has not peace honours and glories of her own unattended by the dangers of war?
Author: Hermocrates of Syracuse
Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.
Author: Homer
Have no friends not equal to yourself.
Author: Confucius
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amahl
!
Amahl who ?
Amahl shook up !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amber
!
Amber who ?
Amber-sting to come in !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amory
!
Amory who ?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
An author
!
An author who ?
An author joke like this and I'm off !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andy
!
Andy who ?
Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes