Best quotes to send by SMS
Franklin D. Roosevelt Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.
Author: Franklin D. Roosevelt

John Dryden Happy the man, and happy he alone, He, who can call to-day his own: He who, secure within, can say, To-morrow do thy worst, for I have lived today.
Author: John Dryden

Hermocrates of Syracuse Has not peace honours and glories of her own unattended by the dangers of war?
Author: Hermocrates of Syracuse

Homer Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.
Author: Homer

Confucius Have no friends not equal to yourself.
Author: Confucius

The best jokes to send by SMS
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