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Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
Author: Mother Teresa

Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness; no laziness; no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.
Author: Lord Chesterfield

Knowing that there is worse pain doesn't make present pain hurt any less.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.
Author: Ken Hakuta

Language most shews a man: Speak, that I may see thee.
Author: Ben Jonson

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!
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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!
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Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!
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A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''I'm Jesus Christ.'' The first priest says, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.'' So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.'' The drunk says, ''Look, I can prove it.'' and walks back into the bar with the priests. The bartender takes on look at the drunk and exclaims, ''Jesus Christ, you're here again?''
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